I'm Nick

17

Ds friend code: 5215-0604-7995

Que till the 17th

 

Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.

My English Teacher   (via melwent)

(Source: snorlaxatives)

jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this
I don’t care

jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this

I don’t care

(Source: unclefather)

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

(Source: neatpotatoes)

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

detain:

this is one of the only vines i’ve ever laughed at 

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?