If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries: Werewolf

Taurus: Hell hound

Gemini: Doppelgänger

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Fairy

Virgo: Angel

Libra: Nymph

Scorpio: Siren

Sagittarius: Ghost

Capricorn: Mermaid

Aquarius: Vampire

Pisces: Shapeshifter

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

pullhoever:

when i compare my grades with the ones of my friends and i’m better than them

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disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later